1. Probably someplace that's very hot.
2. Nothing is hiring. They all lie.
3. Two parts to this question: A) Gyms try to "sell" you training packages, because they exist solely to make people feel bad about themselves AND go into debt. And B)In fact, I have met you.
4. Don't take any shit from them. You're the boss.
5. No idea, but if you find an answer, tell me, too.
Thank you for being such a great friend....